It's plain and simple Paris, your busted!

(Minds out of the gutter guys, I'm talking about going to jail)
If it were any plain Joe, like myself, she would be cuffed, stuffed, and thrown in jail all within one hour of the findings.
So, can anyone tell me where Paris Hilton is now?
I doubt she's in jail. If she is, she deserves it for posession of cocaine.
I can see them maybe slapping a fine on her letting her go for posession of marijuana, but not cocaine.